The Official Keith and the Cockroaches Flask

Hand-Applied. Locally Labeled. Sin-Soaked.

Whether you're sipping salvation or swigging regret, this flask’s ready to hold your poison—whatever form that takes.

Crafted from reliable glass (because we got sick of flimsy pewter fantasies that dent on contact), this bottle comes dressed in a dishwasher-safe label that I slap on myself, right here in Arizona. Local art. Personal touch. No shortcuts.

Two flavors of sin:

• “Tonic Elixir” — For the dreamers who mix their demons with something other than whiskey. Designed in-house, full of charm, no judgment.

• “Whiskey” — Designed by a pro who usually makes labels for distilleries and dive bar delicacies. Pure outlaw aesthetic.

⚠️ Note: This flask ships empty. I’m a musician, not a bootlegger. No alcohol included—just attitude.

Limited stock. Each one gets the outlaw's blessing before it rides off to you.