This ain't your average tee—it’s your alibi wrapped in cotton. Featuring the Keith and the Cockroaches roach-stamp logo and the lyric that sums up every smooth-talking meltdown you've ever danced through: “Somewhere, there’s a problem… and I know it can’t be me.”
Slip it on, walk away from the wreckage, and look good doing it. Soft, pre-shrunk, and just stretchy enough to let you pretend it still fits after the second encore and last shot.
-100% combed & ring-spun cotton (Heather colors bring a lil' poly to the party)
-Featherweight at 4.2 oz./yd² – light as denial
-Pre-shrunk fabric, so the damage is minimal
-Sewn for sinners: side-seamed with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
-Printed on-demand—because mass production is for the soulless
⚠️ Note: In lighter colors or wild lighting, the fabric may whisper your secrets. Choose darkness or wear a tank underneath if modesty’s still a thing.
